I am the High Physicist, and you must follow me, as I interpret the Holy Laws of Lord Kelvin for the people of Earth. You are His divine creation and he doesn't want you to suffer. Bad things happen to bad people, to prevent personal entropy, here is a list of the Five Deadly Sins of Kelvinism:

1. Mentioning the "C" word. This profanes Lord Kelvin.
2. Mention the "D" word. This brings a frown to the face of the only being that can save you from Entropy!
3. Never use another system of mesurement other then Kelvins, he will smite you for your sins.
4. Do not follow the lies of mainstream physicists, especially the identified false prophet Kim Penney. They are wrong, and Lord Kelvin is right. He made it that way. All who follow Kim Penney will suffer in the Great Chill of Absolute Zero.
5. Always perform Kelvinian Meditation before battle mainstream physicists. He will clear your mind, and enrich your soul.

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